Friday, April 1, 2011

Porn. Yes... PORN.


A lot of guys watch porn. Notice how that was a statement, not a question? A. lot. of. guys. watch. porn. Guys who are single, married, or dating someone. Maybe they watch it alone, maybe they watch it with their significant other or maybe with their friends (I KNOW for a fact that some guys actually do that, I haven't decided if I find it gross or funny).

My friends come to me for advice on this subject often. They somehow find out their guy is watching porn (because guys really don't know how to hide it!) and they get upset. I mean, I guess I can understand why they get upset, but really, I don't find it a big deal. I'm always honest with my friends, even if it's not what they want to hear. So I say, so what? It's better than them cheating right? And as long as it's not some freaky-deaky porn, like midget porn or something, then I wouldn't be too worried.

Not that I totally agree that guys should watch porn, well... not a lot of porn. Because some guys watch WAY too much of it. Seriously, they have problems. But the reason I feel guys shouldn't watch so much of it is because it gives them a false idea of what a girl should look like and act like in bed. We all know that sex in real life is not like sex in porn. And that's the point. That's why people watch it. It's almost the same when it comes to anything in the entertainment business. Magazines are the worst. It's like guys don't even know what photoshop is. Those girls are not that perfect. Yea, gorgeous, but not that gorgeous. (Or that's what I try to tell myself, lol). But that's a whole other blog/rant. :x

So, ladies, if you find out your guy is watching porn, don't take it personally. Men can love you and love porn at the same time. (Cheating, however, is a whole other story). We all have our own opinions, some of you may even think porn is cheating, but not me. If they are not physically touching someone (besides themselves, ha!) or getting emotionally involved with someone, then it's not cheating in my book. Just remember that your man is only human, if you really don't want him to look at things in that nature, then ask him to stop. If he doesn't stop, then send him to porn addiction rehab. Haha. I'm kidding of course.

Love,
Elle Marie


Monday, January 24, 2011

Jonah Hex


Jonah Hex wasn't a horrible movie but it wasn't awesome. It was just... eh. Some parts of the movie were just so weird. I was expecting some major bad-ass-ness, but was totally let down. 

What makes it worse is that Megan Fox was in it. I put up with Transformers because it's a good movie, despite Fox's sad acting abilities. However, once again, like Transformers, she's just eye candy. I don't understand why they even give her lines. (Don't think I'm saying this because she's beautiful and I'm a hater. I honestly think she's a bad actress (however, I did enjoy Jennifer's Body). And if you disagree, you're probably a male and blinded by her hotness--Also, she even admits to not being a good actress. Props to her for owning up.)

When I wasn't distracted by the fact that Megan Fox looks like she has botox in her face and massive lip injections, I was being disappointed with the action scenes. They seemed forced and lacked creativity. Josh Brolin and John Malkovich are way too old to fight the way they did and  actually look hardcore. This is not anything against old people, because there are some older men who totally pull off action movies. Like Forest Whitaker. He is one total bad-ass!

The best parts were when Will Arnett was on the screen. He was hilarious. But, uh, he actually wasn't supposed to be. His character was serious and didn't crack jokes. But if you've watched comedies with Arnett in it, you know he's funny by delivering his lines very seriously. So him acting a serious part that's not supposed to be funny was just that. Funny.

The parts that were comic book-ish (I'm really not sure how to word that?) were pretty sweet. And there's a brief appearance by Jeffery Dean Morgan which was nice (love him!) and surprisingly he plays a dead man. Oh wait, that's not surprising at all (more on that in a later posting.) 

Overall I enjoyed it. Not the first movie I'd want to re-watch, but it was entertaining. I wouldn't mind seeing a sequel if Megan Fox's character is either not in it or dies a painful death in the first few minutes. :)

Love You, Hate You, Miss You/Leftovers

Love You, Hate You, Miss You is about a high school girl who's best friend died on the last day of the school year. Amy comes home from a psychiatric hospital at the end of summer,three months after the accident, and the story begins. Parts of the book are letters Amy writes to Julia, her friend who died in a car accident. When she gets to school she feels alone with no friends and feeling like everyone blames her for Julia's death, and of course, she blames herself. 

Though sad and well written, it's almost a little far fetched. It just seems like Elizabeth Scott was trying too hard to make this story as emotional as possible but almost seems insincere. 

It's also predictable which is weird for this kind of book. There should be twists, but the reveal of what little twists there were was lacking shock value. I give a lot of credit to writers of YA Fiction because a lot of them realize that kids are growing up fast and can deal with issues like death and other subjects that can be controversial. Love You, Hate You, Miss You could have been another fantastic novel showing a great insight of teenagers dealing with loss, but unfortunately it fell short.

It is a short book, however, and an easy read. It may not have been my cup of tea (wow, I really said my cup of tea... how OLD am I?), but some may like the subtleness of the book. If you're looking for a darker story that is a fast read and well written (besides the whole reveal of plots lacking shock) then you won't want to miss this story written by Scott. 


Yet another darker novel with even worse shock value. By time I got to the end I realized what a waste the story was. All the things that go on between best friends Ardeth and Blair are intense and very real. I believe that these girls are out there somewhere and it's sad to think girls really go things like this. It deals with sex, abuse, and bullying. But when the story wraps up and the big part of the plot is revealed, what they do doesn't seem that bad. I mean, what they do is messed up, but it's not as crazy as the other things that happen in the book. 

Also, it's hard to believe how close they are to the cop they're telling the story to, because there aren't many interactions between the three of them. I wouldn't recommend this book to people who can't deal with tough subjects. I wouldn't suggest it for other reasons too, mainly for the fact  that the ending was really stupid. That may not be the most eloquent description of an ending to a book, but really--- it was just stupid. Had Leftovers had a different/better ending, this book would have been pretty great.